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kingfolly:

if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them

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santanaclaus:

weird relationship i have with my favorite celebrity because i want to be them but i also want to marry them but i also want to fuck them yet i also want them to be my father but at the same time i want to be their mother and i want to be their best friend or their sibling and really i just want any kind of connection to them i can have is that normal

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buttgenie:

honestly have you ever taken a substitute teacher seriously

honestly

have you

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